When no one was looking, Lex Luthor
took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes.
That’s as many as four tens.
And that’s terrible.From Superman #709, written by Chris Roberson.
I ALWAYS FORGET THAT THIS IS ACTUAL DC CANON NOW
G O D B L E S S
dont get into comic books if you get into comic books you will someday find yourself sobbing uncontrollably into a pile of issues of red hood: the lost days and getting snot all over that great splash page from issue #3 and you will be an empty husk of the person you once were and you will get in a lot more fights at parties A LOT
“im sad and angry, but i know what will make me feel even sadder and angrier: im gonna use the fortune my parents left me to make a bat costume and hop around at night spookin’ criminals. BOO! haha, hey alfred where is my solid gold toothbrush” —bruce wayne








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