i hear this commercial often on the radio and think of you

[submitted by cruelruin]

BHJDFBVSHS OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS

THANK YOU PERI, THANK YOU WEEZY, THANK YOU GODS OF DEW

THIS SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND I WANT IT IMMEDIATELY

sedusas:

ATTENTION RABBITHUGS

(turn your volume down)

YES THANK YOU

FINALLY, A DOCUMENTARY SHOWING THE REAL EFFECTS OF MOUNTAIN DEW

THIS HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY. I AM A BEING OF PURE ENERGY

fuckyeahtattoos:

Great tattoo so much fun. Peter Witlow Viking tattoo Omaha, Nebraska

ghostbun:

so, hourly comic day

#drug use

OH MY GOD?????? THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD

I DON’T EVEN SMOKE THE POTWEEDS BUT I MIGHT IF THE SMOKE WAS FLAVORED WITH MOUNTAIN DEW™ CODE RED®

she sings “you’re no good for me, baby, you’re no good for me” but i don’t understand this because diet Mountain Dew is probably not especially bad for your health, at least compared to regular Mountain Dew

(i refuse to acknowledge the possibility that this is not literally a love song to diet Mountain Dew)

i haven’t! i am drinking Dew (NOT diet) out of a beer glass right now, i’ll go listen to it

in my first hour and a half or so of work i DID NOT SELL A SINGLE THING and i was very stressed and scared because i had a sales goal for the day

so i took my 20min break and drank a Mountain Dew

and then when i got back i started selling stuff!!! and i met my sales goal, actually exceeded it by like 10%

so, thank you, Mountain Dew

:’)