anyway since people are talking about Dave/Equius here’s a thing that I wrote

elephantsonehundred:

rabbithugs:

dafestrinder:

rabbithugs:

DAFE STIRNDEr what kind of gross porn should I write

oh uhm!!! HMMMM i’m not sure maybe some kind of Mom/Bro/Lil Cal threesome also Mom is a zombie

man

i wrote it

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ah yes let me bring this back

oh I’m flattered *w*

also just want to remind everyone that this is a thing I did

so because I have 1) the day off tomorrow and 2) no shame about things I probably should have some shame about, I went on trollmegle with the intention of roleplaying some ironic cartoon alien sex. unfortunately, I was successful, although the other person left mid-boner-touching at a comical juncture in the narrative. I only regret that I never managed to use “sea monster” to mean erection.

anyway yeah here’s some Eridans touching each other’s dongs

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ohnoweston replied to your post: golly what if Weston has read MY violent homestuck…

i want to know which ones you have written please i need to know

HEUHAEAUHEUEAHAEUEAH

• Eridan puts his dong in the hole in Feferi’s chest and just goes to town
• Tavros and Equius are dead and try to have sex but it doesn’t work that well??? but the fact that they are spooky ghosts is unrelated to the sex being bad
• Dualscar touches his dong, also he is in a dress
• Bro is a zombie apocalypse survivor and he has sex with zombie Mom (posted this one on the kink meme too because someone asked for Bro/anyone ft. Lil Cal and IF YOU SAY ANYONE I WILL GIVE YOU ANYONE)
• Dave and Equius are dead and successfully engage in gross D/s shenanigans
• man-on-puppet erotica.docx

ok before I go to dinner: other things I wrote in my absence

• a bunch of stuff for creative writing class, none of which was very good
• man-on-puppet erotic literature which I wrote facetiously but which is about twice as good as anything I’ve written sincerely god DANG it
• a kid masturbating on his bicycle but hey at least it’s not Homestuck

sorry

but yeah two weeks ago I asked what kind of gross porn I should write, and

shitface-mcgee answered: DAVE/EQUIUS GHOSTPORN

so that’s what this is. it makes no sense and also is bad

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dafestrinder:

rabbithugs:

DAFE STIRNDEr what kind of gross porn should I write

oh uhm!!! HMMMM i’m not sure maybe some kind of Mom/Bro/Lil Cal threesome also Mom is a zombie

man

i wrote it

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but see when I write about a character I don’t like at all crossdressing and masturbating while imagining one woman shaming him & another woman thinking he’s pretty, people LIKE it

whine whine whine

 krupke replied to your post: ugh four people have commented on the gross thing…

where is it i would love to partake of your writings on awkward afterlife fornication

GOD I DON’T EVEN WANT TO LINK TO IT but since I slept in until about 7 p.m. and I have to write a five+ page story for tomorrow and also do a lot of French assignments, maybe it’s better that I post something that will make me not want to show my face on tumblr ever again

so uh here you go and now I will abscond